SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. I mentioned my Gilderoy fanfic and many of you wanted to hear about it so here's a chapter. A very short chapter. So it's Gilderoy writing about his life and giving you advice. All that fun stuff.... Idk when I'll post the next one, but here's the first! ENJOY! Hello and good evening, my … Continue reading Gadding with Gilderoy
enjoy i guess She told the seamstress what she needed, and the seamstress pulled out the most beautiful dress. A shimmering mother-of-pearl halter top accented the flowy, sheer golden color of the finest sea silk fabric. Purple pearls studded the waistline, and a thin gold chain swooped from her waist over her stomach, connecting the … Continue reading WORST WRITING: PART FIVE:: FINISH
I'm not an expert, but hey, I've finished TWO book outlines. (wow. amazing.) So obviously I'm qualified to talk about them! (I have NOT finished a draft, however, so no draft advice will be coming your way any time soon) 3 rules: make it something you're proud of make it something to help you forget all … Continue reading HOW TO: NOT DIE WHILE OUTLINING!
This is kind of a series because I have a LOT of bad writing. So, enjoy! I'll just be here... my self-confidence dwindling rapidly! This is the 'rewrite' that is almost worse than the og. Also Alanna doesn't exist. “Jodi, take a letter. I, Queen Cleopatra of the Emerald Seas, pronounce that all mermen sixteen … Continue reading WORST WRITINGS: PART FOUR
Yes, you heard that right! MORE OF MY WRITING. I am going to share a short story I wrote for school. (Super short, because THEY PUT A TWO PAGE LIMIT) (but it's four pages soooooo muahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahhhh... I had to shorten it. :() Anyway, I'm hoping to flesh it out, but here's the bit I have … Continue reading mOrE oF mY wRiTinG
Last one for Guardians 1. (I started rewriting it and it's *somehow* worse??? So we get to go through that!) Cover your eyes and let's go! Percy and Jodi had been swimming for quite a while when they noticed a small hut up ahead- about 20 yards. “Look! A hut! Maybe we can hide … Continue reading WORST WRITINGS: PART THREE
Wow! It's time for another roasting of my own work! Sit back, relax, and have 911 on speed dial. It may be the only way of saving your eyes. Don't say I didn't warn you. We pick up with Jodi and Percy making potions still! So romantic, mixing up dangerous poisons, amirite? “So, why are … Continue reading WORST WRITINGS: PART TWO!
Yes, I write. A LOT. it's not too bad, actually. I'm a pretty slow writer (that's what I get for being a marathon reader, I guess) but I actually finished a few projects! (read: basically none)
There are TOO MANY YA cliches and they are used all the freaking time. BUT. There are a few I actually... enjoy reading. *gasp*
Annnnnd here's a list! All the tropes I HATE WITH PASSION and those I actually like reading...
Hope you like it! (BTW Cassie is a renowned comma splice finder. She's known for it. Just a bit of background.) Foreword to Grammar Police: “Today, May 4, 2020 AD, I hereby announce the Grammatical Act of 2020 has passed and will take effect immediately. Cassie R Sharp is chief of the newly instated … Continue reading Grammar Police: A Short Story