more writing prompts bc I am a maCHine

hello there apparently i know how to do sOmeThinG so here we are

And again, I came up with most of these myself but also I based some on other things I’ve read so *shrugs*

  • “I fell out of my shower in attempt to turn off a Baby Shark ad and I broke my leg.”
  • “Your face looks like trash. I like trash!”
  • *screams* “What??!” “Nothing! Just- *screams* exclaiming throughout life.”
  • “I charge them guilty. Anyone who likes me should be ashamed of themselves.” (credit to Janakin, who is the biggest mood I’ve had the pleasure of being related to)
  • “I’m 75% water and 25% emo.” (a line from a Tobey Maguire fanfic I wrote for church)
  • “Don’t worry- you’re not dumb. Your brain’s just funsized!” (Very proud of coming up with this- at my mom’s expense)
  • “let me in.” “No” “I know you’re mad” “go away” “it’s cold” “what’re ya gonna do, die”

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