list of writing prompts

people like it when I make lists and since I need to post this month because my stats are plummeting, I decided, “HEY lists are cool, I like lists. I also like lists of writing prompts because I am an unmotivated cheeto. So why not make one of my own? Right???”

So yeah here you go writing prompts! I based some of them on existing prompts and I also came up with some of my own. Because yeah. And also I stole like three of them because they’re just too perfect.

and idk how useful these are, but it’s fun to read (?) so…

Use whatever and if you actually use one and write something you’re willing to share LET ME KNOW I love reading anything so like yeah


  • “You know I love you, but do you have to eat that in front of me?”
  • “Can you not make mac-and-cheese tonight or are you incapable of being an adult?”
  • “I’M SORRY I’M SORRY I DID NOT MEAN TO SIC MY HEDGEHOG ON YOU I SWEAR!”
  • “Enough with the Star Wars, we’re going scuba diving.”
  • “I don’t hate you! Just, if you desperately needed toilet paper, I’d ignore you.”
  • “I am the stupidest person alive.” “You’re only figuring that out now?”
  • “I found you crying on your floor at 2pm singing Bohemian Rhapsody in a prom dress and knee high fuzzy socks. Is everything ok?”
  • “Remind me to kill you. Please.”
  • “I don’t know enough swears to tell you how I feel right now.”
  • “Somebody needs a nap…” “Somebody needs to shut up.”
  • “I don’t know how, but I’m going to blame you for all my problems.”
  • “Freddie Mercury has been a siren all along. Change my mind.”
  • “You absolute worm-ridden graham cracker! You lost my cheese?!”
  • I will pee your pants.”
  • “You can’t do that in front of the Victorian child!”
  • “Hey, honey, I’m home… is that lip-biting Lin mermaid fanart??!”
  • “HAHAHA YOU ARE ON FIRE AND ALSO DEAD!”
  • “Do not touch me unless you want a meet-and-greet with Jesus.”
  • “He’s just my nemesis, no big deal!”
  • “HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DO ANYTHING WHILE ZENDAYA EXISTS?”
  • “I just wanted a sandwich! Not a demon!”
  • “I wouldn’t have to be sarcastic if you didn’t ask such dumb questions!”
  • “Don’t look now, but I think that Yoda cosplayer is actually Barack Obama.”
  • “I don’t think anyone has hit on me. No, I’m completely serious! Why are you laughing?”
  • “Millennials these days. Living in their avaca-homes. Ugh.”
  • “I’m not scared, just extremely uncomfortable with the idea of walking into a house half-sunk into the earth at 1am.”
  • “I don’t know why, but I just woke up with the extreme urge to wear a strawberry dress and sing in the hills. Who wants to join me?”

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IDK IF THESE ARE USEFUL BUT IF YOU EVER USE ONE I WOULD LOVE TO HEAR ABOUT IT!!! SERIOUSLY! YES! IDC IF YOU HAVE THE WRITING ABILITIES OF A SEVEN-YEAR-OLD PAIR OF SCISSORS I WANT TO HEAR ABOUT IT OKAY?

28 thoughts on “list of writing prompts

  1. R A I N says:

    You know Beck, I just…those prompts were too much for my little heart! I LOVED THEM ALLLLL!! And…it’s just…you didn’t have to throw in that absolutely hilarious, piece of art GIF at meee!!! I JUST…..THIS POST IS…HWIDEKDVKODDJDSOSOD….I LOVE YOU, okay?!?! 🥺🥺🥺

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