Gadding with Gilderoy #4

I’m thinking about posting these on an actual fanfic site??? What do y’all think? Also do you like these? Or are they dumb. (but I will probably still post them even if you don’t like them but whatever) And if you have any fanfic recs it would be very appreciated (but clean please I don’t want to be scarred)


Hello and good evening, my dear readers.

First of all, I would like to say @edna_hates_capes can shut up about my fashion tips. Capes. Are. Fabulous. I will be sending her a finger cape by owl.

Anyway, I had my book tour and gUesS whO I mEt? A FELLOW GILDERLING, HARRY JAMES POTTER, THE BOY WHO LIVED, DEFEATER OF LORD VOLDEMORT!

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He’s literally a mini me! He just sauntered onstage, shook my hand, and forced the photographer to take a portrait with ME! I feel that I will take him under my wing this school year and teach him all my ways. It’ll be so nice to have an apprentice. Harry, Harry, Harry.

Also, he has AMAZING hair. I might adopt that “dashing young man who just got off a broomstick” look. Hmm.

But no matter. You’re not here to read about Harry! You’re here to read about ME!

I’m gonna teach you how to respond to your fanmail (using REAL letters!) because learning how to respond to your captivated fans is a must-know life hack.

Let’s answer this letter from @gilderoylockhartsmum1

Hey, my sweet Gillybumpkin! I hope you’re doing well! I read your latest novel, Gadding with Ghouls, and it is positively smashing, my dear. Great job! ❤❤💖💕😊🙌 Don’t forget to pick up the laundry that I did for you! Also, dinner’s ready whenever you come up from the basement. Love you, Mum. 💖💖😊

Now, we start with the person’s name, thank them, tell them all about your accomplishments and what they’d like next, answer any questions or comments, and then sign off with a flourish.

Mum,

Thank you for your loving letter. Since you enjoyed Gadding with Ghouls, you might also find my autobiography, Magical Me, quite fanciful as well. Thank you for the laundry and dinner, I will be upstairs as soon as I find some pants.

Yours,

GILDEROY LOCKHART

See? EASY! Now get those letters from your spam folder and write away! of course, you need to be famous like me to get those letters, but you can practice with all those Chads from Netflix and Susans from West Indiana Inc!

Anyway, I have to get to a face and hair appointment! I make my grand entrance into Hogwarts in less than twenty-four hours and cannot look anything but fantabulous!

Toodles, my Gilderlings!

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SO SHOULD I SHARE THIS ON A DIFFERENT SITE OR NO? ALSO TELL ME YOUR FEELINGS ON ANYTHING, I DON’T REALLY CARE xD

12 thoughts on “Gadding with Gilderoy #4

    • Beck @ SMELLFOY CAN READ says:

      Yes I’ll look into wattpad (tho the creepy shirtless covers are kind of putting me off.. ew) but I’ve used fanfiction.net (I don’t have an account, I just read fanfic there on occasion. Again, it’s hard to find some that’s good and that isn’t completely disgusting xD) But I’m glad you like it!!

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