Here are top 10 signs you’re going nuts. Or at least, you’re going to because you just keep riding the roller coaster of productivity. YAY, I’M DOING THINGSSsssss oh never mind.
Just bear with me- I’m losing my touch.
Or maybe just going crazy.
TOP TEN THOUGHTS ON YOU MAY ENCOUNTER ON THE ROLLER COASTER OF PRODUCTIVITY:
1- I’VE LITERALLY READ EVERY BOOK IN THE HOUSE, AND I AM 93 BOOKS AHEAD OF MY SCHEDULE!
2- I’VE READ NOTHING AT ALL- I AM A PITIFUL, DRIED UP WORM ON THE SIDEWALK OF DISPAIR
3- I AM SPEED. I AM SPEED. I AM SPEED. *types 29578 words a minute*
4- WHAT ARE WORDS? WHAT IS LIFE? WHY. *facedesk* WHY. *facedesk* WHY. *facedesk*
5- I AM SO AHEAD ON MY WORK EVEN THE FUTURE HASN’T BEATEN ME
6- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I HAVE NO BRAIN
7- I THINK I HAVE TIME TO RELAX, FORGET ABOUT MY WORRIES, AND WATCH ROBIN HOOD FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME
8- NO, I’M NOT BURNING MY 3000 PAGE TO-DO LIST. THAT’S MY SANITY.
9- I AM INEVITABLE
10- I AM DEAD
If you came here for advice, you’ve come to the wrong place.
But here’s top ten random things to
procrastinate life destress yourself with!
Actually just six.
I may have procrastinated writing this post.
1- Dig a hole through the earth
2- Write letters to strangers and tell them about how much you love them and how their house is so beautiful, and how you love seeing them every day. (bonus points if you google their house and describe it in great detail) (bonus bonus points if you find their facebook and talk about their personal lives) (also I hope you know this is a joke)
3- Drown your emotions in a sea of memes and chocolate syrup. #emotionmurderer
4- Marathon every single Nicholas Cage movie without stopping
5- Try to figure out the enigma that is Cars (I’ve tried, with no success)
6- Make a fake facebook account. Have fun! (extra points if you take on the persona of a Karen)
ARE YOU ALSO GOING CRAZY? HOW MANY OF THESE ARE RELATABLE? DOES ANY OF THIS MAKE SENSE?