So basically I’m gonna rant about random movies and then rank the random movies.
Seriously I’m just gonna pick random movies I’ve watched recently and talk about them. You ready? No? TOO BAD.
ALSO::: I AM NOT RANTING ABOUT RECENTLY RELEASED MOVIES I’M NOT THAT EVIL.
Also I’m eating an oreo I said I was gonna get in my Liebster award last post.
A NEWFOUND FAVORITE. This movie is *dare I say it?* *I do dare say it* probably the best Pixar movie I’ve seen. BEAT THAT, TOY STORY.
I hate Toy Story.
With a passion so fiery even fire couldn’t compare.
High School Musical 2
I’m not sure what’s going on in this movie but I like it. I mean, it’s completely dumb and weird, but it embraces it. I like it.
Also this part is the best. Bet on it. (BET ON IT, BET ON IT, BET ON ITTTT)
The Nightmare Before Christmas
Okay, this is technically cheating because I’m only half-way through it at the time of writing this (2/28/20) but I’m gonna talk about it anyway.
It is so quirky and weird and DEFINITELY A CHRISTMAS MOVIE *cough*
It’s amazing so far. And the claymation-ess of it is so unique anuivbg6uyhyjusvyhrjiasdcvrhuiujeuidw ufhaiodrhcb uycjncgbhciksumxo
TOBEY MAGUIRE’S SPIDERMAN IS SO GOOD. I LOVE HIM SO MUCH OH MY GOODNESS. I WILL GO ON AND ON ABOUT THIS Ughhhhhhh Tobeyyyyy.
WHY MUST YOU STOP ACTING YOU WERE *FANTASTIC* (no I respect your decision. You do you, Tobey)
Attack of the Clones
I haven’t recently finished this movie either??? But. But. BUT. I think it’s my favorite prequel movie. I’m not sure, but I think it is. Even though Anakin’s a literal nice guy (ew) and Panakin (or is it Aadmé?) have absolutely no romantic chemistry?
MY ALL TIME FAVORITE MOVIE. I WILL GO ON FOR AGES ABOUT IT.
Yeah, it has its flaws, and it’s fairly simple, but it’s so charming and classic and UGHHHHHHHH WHY MUST I USE WORDS WHEN I CAN USE VAGUE AND SLIGHTLY DISTURBING NOISES?!
NOW TO RANK THEM!
1- Robin Hood (did you seriously think anything was gonna beat that?)
2- Ratatoullie (ft my many attempts at spelying)
3- The Nightmare Before Christmas (this was a close, close, close, tie between this and Spider-Man. Maybe if it was Spider-Man 3???)
4- Spider-Man 1 (Spider-Man is #4, despite never reaching movie four. So sad)
5- Attack of the Clones (yes, the supposedly unpopular opinion got #5)
6- High School Musical 2 (this movie is SO BAD there is no way it could’ve beaten anything on this list xD)
HOPEFULLY THIS WAS INTERESTING?? UM THAT’S IT? WAS THIS