Hello and good evening, my dear readers.
It’s ME! Gilderoy Lockhart, Order of Merlin, third class, and don’t forget FIVE TIME WINNER OF Witch Weekly‘s Most Charming Smile Award!
But you don’t care about that, do you? Of course not! You want to learn how such a gorgeous, intelligent, and famous young man lives his life! Well, let us get on to that.
But FIRST, my readers, I have some VERY EXCITING NEWS.
I’m going to teach at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry!
When I had my interview, Dumbledore said, and I quote, “Gilderoy, you’re the least valuable of us, so you get the cursed Defence against the Dark Arts job. Also because you have no connections to Voldemort.”
And Snape, my dearest old friend said, “Yeah, Voldemort has a certain need for intellect and competence.”
Snape has always been a bit of a party pooper, if you ask me.
BUT NO MATTER! I have a tour with all my lovely fans at Flourish and Blotts in two weeks and I need a new peacock quill.
Thank you, my lovely readers,