DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNN
I got an Owlcrate box.
“Omjg,” they say. “She finally did it.”
YEAH I GOT ONE AND I AM NOT REGRETTING IT LET ME GET INTO THIS THING
ALso spoilers are a thing for this?? So here’s the iconic gif:
And WARNING: I attempt Photography™ and fail drastically (even though I literally take a class)
Fancy card, fancy box (I’m a cat at heart- seriously I have the coolest boxes. including a Dr Dolittle one!)
And I am suddenly realizing I don’t have a picture of the card and it’s too dark to take a picture of it so I’m just gonna jump into the other thingies. I have NO IDEA how to write one of these so I’m making it up as I go along.
Fancy Sorcery of Thorns inspired earmuffs which don’t fit bc I inherited my grandmuzzer’s big head xD
An AMAZING candle that smells delicious and that I will NEVER USE because it’s so pretty. Also inspired by a book I haven’t read (and will)
THIS FANCY HANDWARMER WITH CRYSTALLY MAGIC THAT HEATS UP I’m excited to use this. It’s also based on a book I haven’t read before!
THIS STUPID PICTURE WON’T TURN and the stupid picture is of an AMAZING book cover thing that I’m IN LOVE WITH and it’s inspired by Sorcery of Thorns. I love this quote so much omjg.
next is a coloring book of past Owlcrate pins and AMAZING colored pencils. I WILL NEVER EVER EVER USE THESE THEY’RE SO GORGEOUS OMJJJJJJGGGGGG.
AAaannnnDD THIS PIN. THIS PIN IS SO PRETTY AND IT’S SPARKLY. I love it.
AND NOW, THE BOOK. THE GUENEVERE DECEPTION. IT’S SPECIAL EDITION W/ GREEN BACKGROUNDS AND SILVERY FOILY THINGIES AND. IT’s.
I’ve never owned a signed book in my life omjg I lojkhevufguyrjishtjresvtgh78usbtu is this how you cure cancer? scientists should look into it I bet it’d work.
next/this month’s card. WAIT IT HAS A HARRY POTTER MUG IN IT I THINK I KNOW WHAT I’M SPENDING MY CHRISTMAS MONEY ON CAUSE ITS A FREAKING PRISONER OF AZKABAN MUG SHOWN ON THE BACK I’m sorry I don’t have a pic I’m sorry BUT OMJG
I hope you enjoyed me freaking out over this here’s Tobey Maguire finding the delights of middle age