So Rise of Skywalker came out. I saw it. I died internally with great fanfare (aka tears).
I took notes during the movie and here they are (slightly modified bc my handwriting got insane).
This’ll make no sense if you didn’t watch the movie and I’m sorry.
Also things in (these) are me commenting on my own notes. Sorryyyyy I make things complicated. And this: *cries* means I ACTUALLY CRIED, OKAY?
ALSO DID WE FIND OUT WHAT FINN WOULD’VE SAID TO REY BEFORE HE DIED OR NO?
- FORCE LIGHTNING
- The dead speak?
- So they’re hunting horcruxes???
- tracker for a thing? A map to palpatine?
- Creepy cave with Kylo!
- Palpatine Does Impressions (should be a youtube channel xD)
- So technically Palpatine trained Kylo through Snoke/Darth Vader’s voice
- Palpatines “bruh” face omjg
- Wait is it an army of zombies?
- Kill Rey? No. KISS her, not kill her!
- Wait maybe she’s related to Palpy OMJG what if she’s related to Old Man Palpy?
- LEIA’S. TRAINING. REY.
- Spike forest
- IF REY AND KYLO ARE SIBLINGS I WILL BE SUPER MAD #reylo
- BOOMEREY LOL (I came up with a pun??? in the movie???)
- Kylo/Rey memories
- THEY’RE NOT SIBLINGS, OKAY
- “Yes, Master.” MASTER LEIA OMJG
- IS THAT PIPPIN OR AM I CONFUSING MY LOTR CHARACTERS
- Final Order?
- ROOOOOOOOOOOOSE (very sad they didn’t let her have much screen time STOP HATING OKAY? SERIOUSLY I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY PEOPLE HATE HER??)
- “I need to go alone.” “Yeah, alone with friends.”
- Rose? Just cut her out or whatever, suuuure. Ugh. Poor Rose
- KyLo’S gEtTiNg hIs MaSk FixEd
- Hux is the imperial spy, maybe?
- FORCE CALL! he stole her necklace.
- Here comes the order muahahahahahahahahhhh
- not siblings not siblings pls pls pls pls pls
- Lando? I can tell that’s Lando bc that mask’s kinda shaped like the one in Return of the Jedi
- Okay? IT’s like the Devil’s Snare??? YES IT’S LIKE THE DEVIL’S SNARE
- Sith dagger??
- C3P0, c’mon, stop being a jerk
- OOoh snek
- WAIT SHE’S GONNA HEAL KYLO LATER ISN’T SHE
- Wait she’s using the force on a ship???
- FORCE LIGHTNING SHE USED FORCE LIGHTNING
- The knights of ren are useless tbh
- C3P0 in a cloak omjg ahahahahahahaha
- Wait Poe was a SPICE TRADER omjg
- WOAH YES! HUX’S THE TRAITOR I KNEW IT
- They’re. Not. Freaking. Siblings.
- *palpatine voice* DEW IT. JOIN HIM
- AW C’MON YOU KILLED HUX?
- YES, bond over stormtroopiness
- Why is Poe so annoying rn omjg
- tHE tHrOnE rOoM
- CrEepY iMpErIaL mArCh
- Creepy mirror room, indiana jones like thingy
- oof her vision. Just like Luke fought his Darth-Vader-Alter-Ego-Thing
- I love how Dark Rey seemed like a big deal but was only in the movie for 8 seconds
- KYLO. Annnnnd he broke it. And now they fight.
- Woah forcing each other’s blades away??
- Leia’s force calling Kylo
- HE’S CRYING HE’S CRYING
- NO she’s dead and REY STABBED KYLO
- DON’T DIE KYLO
- SHE’S GONNA HEAL HIM AWWW YESSS SHE DID
- She wanted to join Ben awww
- POOR CHEWIE OMJG CHEWIE
- BEN SOLO COME BACK AHHHHHH
- HAN!! *cries*
- Annnd now I’m crying. I’m crying
- She’s burning the ship aND THE LIGHTSABER
- IT’S FORCE LUKE HOLDING THE SABER?
- Woah Yoda’s Theme is playing as he lifts the xwing AHHhhhhhhHHHhhh
- WaIT LeIA hAs A lIgHtSaBeR
- YOUnG LuKE and LEiA trAinING
- C3P0’s memory is back
- No wait that’s Merry?
- It’s Merry
- I think
- FiNaL bAtTlE
- Oooh who are they? Scary
- Are they speaking Sith?
- WE WILL BE ONE omjg Simba vibes
- DUEL OF THE FATES?
- he has a thing for showing heroes a space fight, huh
- SAVE HER, BEN
- SAVE HER, BEN
- NO DON’T SHE’S GONNA KILL KYLO OH WAIT NO? IDK
- YES! Kylo has her saber YES
- C’mat me bro
- I wish he used Leia’s but ok
- REYLO REYLO
- Yes? What. EWWWWW NO PALPY YOUR FINGERS
- HE’S KILLING THEM NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
- ARE THEY DEAD?
- Omjg EndgAME
- NO KYLO
- Oooh so much force lightning wow
- She’s gonna use all the jedi’s powers
- OBI WAN EVERYONE YODA SHE’S USING ALL THE JEDI WOW YODA
- Oh Palpatine’s killing himself
- That Rey vs Palpy scene omjg
- Ben come back. BEN?
- DID REY DIE NO NO NO SAVE HER (NO NO NO NOT LIKE THAT) *cries*
- BEN SAVE HER BEN
- Bring her back to life
- Aww reylo
- IT’S CANON OMJG IT’S CANON IT’S CANON *continues to cry*
YES YES YES THEY KISS
- (I used about a third of the page for this)
NO HE’S DEAD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
- NO FORCE GHOST NOOOOOOOO KYLO’S DEAD NOOOOOOOOO
- I’m crying
- I’m crying *is still crying*
- I knew Kylo would die but WHYYYYYYYYYY
- BEN BEN BEN BEN BEN BEN
- KYLO WHYyyyyYY
- CHEWIE FINALLY GOT HIS MEDAL. FINALLY
- At Luke’s old house? She’s gonna live there and become a hermit (tho I wish she was with Ben)
- She’s burying the sabers to become a hermit
- ooooOh and an orange lightsaber!
- Ghost Leia, Luke
- WHERE’S BEN?
- EH YEAhhhh
- wow omjg
- She’s taking the skywalker name
- Now iconic skywalker look into the sunset
And I cried *literally* a looot omjg KYLO NO
I’m still sad
SO, so sad. THAT WAS THE ONLY SMILE OF HIS IN THE ENTIRE TRILOGY. And he looked so much like Hannnnn
I’m so glad that Rey survived though.
ALLllllllllLllllLLlLLLLllso: It’s hilarious how Rey is just happy-happy after Ben died when she literally kissed him. It’s great but not but whatever ahahaha. (me trying to laugh away my pain)
And luckily I already got over my depressed Leia’s death stage when Carrie Fisher died, so LESS SADNESS FOR ME! Yay….
Anyway I depressed myself writing this post. Now I just need it on DVD to bring Pain and Suffering into my own home!!
*us stoically keeping in the tears*