SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. I mentioned my Gilderoy fanfic and many of you wanted to hear about it so here’s a chapter. A very short chapter. So it’s Gilderoy writing about his life and giving you advice. All that fun stuff…. Idk when I’ll post the next one, but here’s the first! ENJOY!
Hello and good evening, my dear readers. I’m new to this ‘blogging’ business. Muggle contraptions are very complicated, but I, Gilderoy Lockhart shouldn’t have too much trouble figuring it out. I had to begin an “eel mail” address for this account. Seems like muggles also use animals to deliver messages. There’s also this ‘tweeter’ which is… oh my. A digital owlery. Peculiar.
BUT NO MATTER!!! ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF. OH MY. WHY DO I APPEAR TO BE YELLING? MUM? MUM! COME SHOW ME HOW TO FIx this. Thank you, mum.
Okay. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Gilderoy Lockhart, Order of Merlin, Third Class, Honorary Member of the Dark Force Defense League, and five-time winner of Witch Weekly’s Most-Charming-Smile Award- though, I didn’t get rid of the Bandon Banshee by SMILING AT HER. My favourite color is lilac. My ideal birthday present is HARMONY between magic and non magic people, but a nice bottle of Ogden’s firewhiskey would also be acceptable. Or just Venmo me a couple thousand bucks. I’ve written many BESTSELLING books, including my autobiography, Magical Me. My hogwarts house is RAVENCLAW, the house of extremely intelligent people. I was considered by my fellow housemates that I was the superior of their kind, and a served as sort of a role model!
This is a short little explanation of myself- I don’t want to give away too many of my secrets in one go!
If you have any questions, you can ‘comment’ on this page and I can view them through my site or my eel-mail account! Please ask me mANY questions and I may answer them in future posts!
Love you, love you, love you, my Gilderlings!