Writing Stereotypes (how many do I fit in???)


HOW MANY WRITER STEREOPTYPES DO I FIT IN???!

(I got this from Cait @paperfury if you hadn’t guessed)

I decided to see how many stereotypes I fit in!!! Yaaaaaaaay!


What do you think of when you hear ‘writer?’ I think of BOOKs. Lots and LOTS of books. Cause books are written. DUH.

Let’s see how stereotypical I am. FUN!!!


  • WRITERS STAY UP LATE AND WORK BEST IN DARKNESS

YES. I stay up lateeeeeee working on my book. I always write better at night. I can’t actually write in the daytime. (I’ve tried) I mean, I can write essays and blog posts, but my book? Nah, wait until the sun goes down.

  • WRITERS DRINK A LOT OF COFFEE/WRITE AT COFFEE SHOPS

No. I HATE COFFEE. It’s bitter, no matter how much sugar/cream/chocolate syrup you put in and it has a terrible aftertaste. I love the smell, but coffee itself? NO BACK AWAY.

And why would I write at a coffee shop when I can just write in the comfort of my own bed with unlimited hot chocolate and cats?

C’mon, I’m not spending valuable gas to go to a coffee shop! I have social anxiety, so I always stare around every five seconds. I can’t read. At all. yet I still bring books. Do you get it?

#coffeeisnastyandcoffeeshopsareanxietyinducing

  • THE WRITER’S UNIFORM IS: PAJAMAS

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. YES YES YES NO MORE TO SAY EXCEPT YES.

  • WRITERS ARE ALWAYS CRYING OVER HAVING TO WRITE

Yes…and no? I only cry because of what I write. (aka a super secret plot twist ending to make everyone freak)

If I don’t wanna write, I try anyway. Whatever.

  • WRITERS ARE PARTIALLY MADE OF CRUMBS OR ARE SIX DRAGONS IN A TRENCH COAT

Yes. I am a dragon in a trench coat. (I wish I actually had one. A dragon AND a trench coat. UGHHH. Trench coats are the way to my heart. (also dragons) (They are just the coolest item you can own) (other than a cape or a metal arm)

  • WRITERS ARE OBSESSED WITH STATIONERY

If you’re talking about this:

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Then… No.

If you’re talking about this:

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Then… YES. I love notebooks! I keep them for 72875893982689350+ years until I finally know what to do with them. I currently have one with Hogwarts on it and a pretty ravenclaw-colored one that I have no IDEA what to do with. I mean, I’m not going to actually write  in them… AHHAHHhhahahaha what planet do you live on?

  • WRITERS HATE EDITING

Ahhhhhhhahahahhahahaha………..no… I love editing. When I was in middle school, my teachers would do this ‘peer edit’ thing where we proofread each other’s essays. (aka make us do their job?) I would finish mine quickly and thoroughly and would ask to do more. Once I was allowed to do three in one day and I was soooooooooooo happy.

  • WRITERS WILL CORRECT YOUR GRAMMAR

YES, A THOUSAND TIMES YES IT’S GOTTEN TO THE POINT WHERE IT’S UNCONSCIOUS I CAN’T CONTROL IT.

  • WRITERS WANT TO DRINK READER’S TEARS

Of course. Who wouldn’t?

(me basking in my reader’s tears)

  • WRITERS HISS AT PEOPLE AND WANT TO LIVE ALONE IN THE DEEPEST MOORS 

Yeah. Definitely. Being Rapunzel wouldn’t be so bad. No one would bother you except for your evil-witch-kidnapper. The long hair would get annoying, but having the healing powers would be nice.

I am also secretly a cat. I hiss at people all the time. My cats like to join in. #hissawaythehaters


8/10: I am a stereotypical writer. YaaaaaaaaaaAY! I mean, WhO cArEs?!

 

#imastereotypicalwriterandPROUD #moisturizeme


THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR READING THIS!!! YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE AND YOU ARE NOT YOU KNOW WHO I HOPE ANYWAY HAVE A GREAT VOLDY-FREE DAY!


 

2 thoughts on “Writing Stereotypes (how many do I fit in???)

  1. CG @ Paper Fury says:

    Aw I loved this and reading your answers! Go we stereotypical writers 😂Like who WOULDN’T want to drink readers tears? Let’s be real here. And nighttime is where all the inspiration is kept eep.

    Liked by 1 person

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