Alright. ALRIGHT, Netflix. We know you’re evil, but. YOU HAD TO TAKE OFF DR STRANGE HOW DARE YOU SIR HOW DARE YOU.
Sorry, I’m just a TAD upset. JUST a smidge.
Anyway, I am going to talk through my favorite marvel movies. And stuff. Because Marvel. I love it too much. More than too much.
1. SPIDERMAN: HOMECOMING
ALRIGHT, MY DEAR SPIDEY.
This movie is MARVELous. I can’t believe they got
my nose Spidey right this time! Good job MARVEL. Sony needs new casting directors.
Favorite character: SPIDEY AS IF I HAD TO SAY. FOR THE 178943rd time!!! HE’S PERFECT THIS TIME. TOBEY AND ANDREW’S WERE NOT RIGHT. AT ALL.
Favorite scene: oooooh when he gets stuck in the hanger thingy. That’s me if I was stuck somewhere. Is it over yet???!?? No??? I DON’T EVEN HAVE A BOOK!
Favorite quote: “Join me, and together we’ll build my new lego death star.”
Favorite random thing: When he gets the suit taken away and he’s wearing hello kitty pants. FABULOUS.
2. THOR RAGNAROK
Favorite character: Loki! (I may be lowkey obsessed) (I’m so punny)
Favorite scene: OOOOh when Thor uses his lighting while fighting Hela with Loki and the immigrant song screams in the background.
Favorite quote: “YESSSSS! THAT’S HOW IT FEELS!” or “He’s adopted.” or “He’s a friend from work!”
Favorite random thing: The des and troy thing. DEStroy! Best ship ever!!!
3. DR. STRANGE
Favorite character: Okay, main character again… DR STRANGE. CMON SO SLYTHERCLAW HOW COULD I NOT LIKE HIM. I LOVE SLYTHERCLAWS! AND RAVENPUFFS AND SLYTHERPUFFS!!! (sorry gryffindor)
Favorite scene: The annoying never ending loop of “Dormammu, I have come to bargain. That’s how you get things. You ask over and over and over until the person you’re asking finally gives in out of sheer annoyance.
Kaecilius: Mister Doctor.
Dr. Stephen Strange: It’s Strange.
Kaecilius: Maybe. Who am I to judge?
Favorite random thing: The end credit scene! I love how it set up for Thor Ragnarok!!!
4. CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIER
Favorite character: BUCKKKKKYYYYYYYYY.
Favorite scene: OOOh: “Bucky?” “Who the hell is Bucky?” I do this when my family calls me by my nickname (which I hate) Who’s <enter nickname>
Favorite quote: “I’m with you until the end of the line.” SOOO SADDDD 😦 I love it.
Favorite random thing: When Cap gets beat up. I hate Cap.
5. ANT-MAN AND THE WASP
Favorite character: ANT-MAN.
Favorite scene: The beginning when he’s playing with Cassie in the fake anthill!!!
Scott Lang: Guys, it’s not a good idea to be out in the open like this.
Dr. Hank Pym: Relax, no one’s going to recognize us.
Scott Lang: What, because of hats and sunglasses? That’s not a disguise, Hank. We look like ourselves at a baseball game.
Uzman: We traffic in stolen technology.
Anitolov: And we have killed many, many people.
[referring to Burch]
Uzman: Uh, he’s in charge.
Sonny Burch: That’s true, I am. I’ve also committed numerous health code violations in my restaurant. Some of them would shock you.
[sees the injection needle]
Uzman: It is truth serum.
Favorite random thing: I love it when he gets stuck at a child’s size. NO the card tricks and everything he does when he’s on house arrest!!! And when later one of the policemen are learning card tricks on the same site!!!
OKAY NOW YOU GUYS HAVE TO TELL ME YOUR FAVORITE MARVEL STUFF. JUST TELL ME.