THE CRIMES OF GRINDLEWALD

SPOILER ALERT: DO NOT OPEN IF YOU HAVEN’T WATCHED THE MOVIE

A few weeks ago, I saw The Crimes of Grindlewald! This was a HUGE feat for me because:

  1. I SAW IT IN THEATERS!
  2. THE DAY IT CAME OUT

I almost NEVER see movies in theaters, much less the day it came out!

Obviously I was super-excited.

And… All day after the movie I kept thinking about it. All the drama. All the subtle details. I was in full Ravenclaw mode. I even took notes during the movie. I’m copying them down for your enjoyment then I’ll put some questions/comments on the movie afterwards! Enjoy!

 

(You’ll have to remember how the movie went to understand my notes 😹)

(This is basically me quietly screaming about cool things)


The american ministry of magic is soooo cool and pretty!

Why were the prisoners yelling for Grindlewald?

Abernathy has the elder wand?

What was that container Grindlewald has? The weird flask with red stuff?

“I don’t do sides”

BROTHERLY LOVE

“A phoenix will come to any Dumbledore when he needs one”

BABY NIFFLER!!!

Jacob has a love potion on him?

Awwww Newt feels disappointed about Tina!!! He misses her!!!

[angry] “I always wanted to go here!” -Jacob

Bunty loves Newt?

KELPIE!!!

AWWW NEWTINA

JACOB AND QUEENIE AHHHH

NEWT’S HOUSE IS SO COOL

Why can Grindlewald breathe obscurus? Wait… That’s a prophecy???

HE BREATHES PROPHECIES!

Grindlewald is a seer and can breathe prophecies using that glowy skull

“She has eyes just like a salamander” -Newt to Jacob

“Don’t say that” -Jacob

NEWT LICKING THE GROUND!!! his wand turns into an ear trumpet???

THE ZOWU!!!!!!!!

Queenie misses Jacob so much my heart

QUEENIE WILL JOIN GRINDLEWALD I CAN FEEL IT IN MY BONES

How did that guy walk through the wall?

For the greater good

“Y’know what I miss about Queenie? Everything.” -Jacob

Mr. Scamander? MR. SCAMANDER?!?!

HOGGGGWWAARRRRTTTSSS

Is that young Minerva?

YOUNG MINERVA!!! (I don’t even care that this is a plot hole!)

DUMBLEDORE IS HILARIOUS

YOUNG NEWT IS SO CUTE

His boggart turned into a dragon made of a desk

Leta’s boggart is a weird cloth… IDK what it is… (I thought it was someone dead but I couldn’t see it so I didn’t write it down. Little did I know I was right)

AHHHH YOUNG HUFFLEPUFF NEWT AHHHHHHHHHHH

Ariana: Regret is his [dumbledore] constant companion.

Why is Grindlewald so kind to Queenie?

Erised: That vial locket at the beginning

Was it a blood blond between Dumbledore and Grindlewald?

Scars of an unbreakable vow…….

WHAT IS THAT CLOTH?

WHY DOES GRINDLEWALD CALL FOLLOWERS WITH A STUPID CLOTH?

Is Queenie doing it? Is she joining Grindlewald yet???

NICHOLAS FLAMEL. AHAHAHA HOW HE RUNS AHAHAHA

SOMEONE WILL DIE? WHO?

“He wants to kill you?” “Frequently.”

HE TELLS HER AHAHAHAHA NEWTINA AHAHAHAHHHHHHHH HE TELLS HER AHHHHHHHH SO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE TELLS HER THE SALAMANDER THING AND SHE KNOWS WHAT HE WAS GOING TO SAY AHA

love triangle? Hmm?

THOSE CAT THINGS!!! AHHH SO CUTEEE!

THE EVIL CAT DEMONS ARE SO CUTE! THEY MULTIPLY!

NEWT RIDE THE ZOWU SO COOL AHHHH

(confusing plot twist)

Yosuf is Leta’s brother?

Wait….

half sister?

half siblings with Corvus (Credence???)

WAIT WHAT? CORVUS IS DEAD?

Credence isn’t dead… Leta killed him?

WHO’S CREDENCE?

NO SHE SWITCHED CHILDREN

SHE SWITCHED CHILDREN AND CORVUS DIED

THAT’S WHAT HER BOGGART WAS

Will Queenie join Grindlewald?

He showed visions of WW1 and WW2

Wow G. Just Wow.

Who’s that Mary-Lou lookin’ redhead why does she keep popping up?

Why is she important to Grindlewald? Who was she? Why does he care?

Wow cool blue fire

only those loyal to G can move through the fire?

Credence joins G

Queenie joins G!

QUEENIE JOINS GRINDLEWALD I KNEW IT I KNEW IT AHAHAHA

POOR JACOB *CRIES*

QUEENIE JOINS GRINDLEWALDDDDDDDDDDDD (I was very triumphant about this)

LETA JOINS TOO?  NO SHE DOSEN’T

LETA DIES
LETA DIES
LETA DIES
LETA DIES
LETA DIES
POOR THESEUS AHHHHH
POOR JACOB AHHHH

What is Flamel doing?

FLAMEL SAVES PARIS!!!

BLUE FIERY DRAGON!!!

SO PRETTY!!!

Nagini is so sweet- not evil!

Poor Newt. Poor Theseus. Leta’s dead.

THE NIFFLER GOT THAT WEIRD VIAL WITH D AND G’S BLOOD WOW SOOOOO COOOLLLL!

Nurmenguard?

CREDENCE GOT A WAND!!! SO PRETTY!

The vial is an oath made by D and G wow how sweet.

“Your brother seeks to destroy you”- G to Credence

Credence was tending to… CREDENCE IS A DUMBLEDORE HE WAS TAKING CARE OF FAWKES!!!!!!!!!!!!

AURELIUS DUMBLEDORE!!!!!!!!

CREDENCE IS A DUMBLEDORE HE HAS FAWKES (scribbles filled page furiously)

DUMBLEDORE’S BROTHER?!

 


Now for predictions/comments/questions

Dumbledore and Grindlewald made that oath after Ariana died. I am 454729837% sure of it.

Blue fire= fiend fire???

Did Leta say “I love you” to Theseus or Newt?????????

 

Thanks for coming to my screaming fest!

What did you think of the Crimes of Grindlewald?

 

 

 

 

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