Ready for this? Neither am I. Here. WE. GOOOOO. (not in order of how much I like them)
1. Luke Skywalker
His death was prettttty cool. I mean YODA. C’MON. LUKE’S CAPE FLUTTERED IN THE WIND ALL YOU DID WAS MAKE YOUR BLANKETS CRUMPLE! Skywalkers DO have a certain flair for drama.
She’s going to die soon- there’s no way she can live on.
ReSt In PeAcE CaRrIe, We MiSs YoU!
3. HAN SOLO!
WHYYYyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy (I still love you Kylo, even though you are an evil father-killing froot loop who deserves to frost his flakes)
4. REMUSSSSSSSSSS LUPPPIIIINNNNN
AHHIHIHVAJHFIOE JK ROWLING YOU’RE HURTING MY HEART HE HAD FINALLY FOUND HAPPINESS AHHFIOHWCUFN7O562TVBJ
*SEE REMUS LUPIN* SHE WAS SO COOL I LOVED HER SO MUCH AH MY HEART
BELLATRIX WHY. JUST WHY. COOLEST MAN ON EARTH. SUCH SWAG. SUCH MAGNIFICENT HAIR.
You didn’t tell Harry ANYTHING. Really? REALLY.
8. Severus Snape:
Thanks for being mean to Harry, I guess. BUT YOU WERE SO COOL
9. James & Lily
*puts them together bc they were so perfect for each other* *puts them under Snape on purpose*
DOBBY WILL *ALWAYS* BE A FREE ELF! I MISS YOU DOBBY
AUHIOEFWN EINCYBUIEJNY MY HEARTNHUIW OWB HIS TWIN c wvhoiuvbycufjhuikHUIRNYBL I LOVE YOU FRED I READ FANFICTION THAT MAKES ME CRY ABOUT YOU COME BACCKKKKKKK
He was so cool. His trident tho.
RUE RUE RUE RUE RUE RUE RUE RUE RUE RUE
The word Rue actually means sorrow/regret. When I found out I was SHOOk.
15. Obi Wan Kenobi
Oh, how fabulous he was. His boots. His robes. His HAIR. HIS HIGH GROUND. THE HIGH GROUND WAS THE MOST FABULOUS THING OF ALL.
16. Alex Fierro (does anyone else have trouble spelling it? Luckily I had Magnus Chase: The Gods of Asgard on hand or I’d be bantha poo-doo!)
She/He is one of the best Rick Riordan characters EVER! (besides Hearthstone) She/He is fabulous!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ugh go read the books if you haven’t already for the sake of Alex!!!
17. (EDIT) I already have to edit! 😦 JASON
WHY RICK JUST WHY AND YOU GAVE PIPER A SCAR LIKE HIS WHY MUST YOU HURT ME IN THIS WAY *CRIES RUDELY IN RICK’S BIG NOT-NORSE FACE!*
Infinity War deaths: *uncertain*
1. WINTER SOLDIER
He’d better come back and take over for that butthat Captain America.
He’s so adorable. Like a puppy. He’ll come back for the fangirl’s sake. Spidey and I would be good friends. Bet he’s hufflepuff.
LOKI LOKI LOKI LOKI LOKI LOKI LOKI LOKIIIIIII
He’s becoming good again! He’ll come back! I hope he doesn’t get his own tv show or I’ll cry. I won’t be able to watch it! A movie is easier to watch. #LokiSoloMovie
I wish our favorite characters could be resurrected in Valhalla. (I mean Alex did, but that’s beside the point.)